At some point last night in between Project Runway episode 1 and episode 100 that Bravo has been airing I decided that I have no fashion sense. (Thank you Bravo, what would I do if I turned on the TV and Project Runway or Crazy Tabitha or freaky Rachel Zoe or those messed up "housewives" were not on to numb the mind) I don't wear much tulle, and if I put some purposeful shape on my hips I'm afraid people would mistake me for an oompa loompa. I also don't own a lot of leather outside of shoes and an old leather jacket in the closet that I just can't bring myself to throw out. My standard is jeans and a tee shirt with flip flops or uggs. If I have appointments I throw on a boring suit. I NEED SOME FASHION HELP! Tim Gunn, can you hear me? I actually don't like his Bravo show, go figure, my favorite Bravo personality and the one show I really don't like. I just want to carry him around in my pocket. I'd like to hear him say "carry on" when I put on my blue jeans and black long sleeve scoop neck tee with a white tank or "make it work" when I throw on my jeanskirt and some lame top. Can you imagine the world where everyone had a pocket Tim Gunn? The man had this brilliant insight on Sarah Palin from The Huffington Post:
"Her lipstick is one of the things that bothers me least about her."l
Maybe he can work on her about those crazy viewpoints on everything from abortion to oil to Russia to creationism. You know she may need a pocket Gunn more than me.
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Ooohh... aren't we political this week? ;-)
Funny, I didn't intend to go there, but I guess I was moved by the spirit of Gunn.
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